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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Series 3, episode 15, first shown 1 Dec 1999, 22 min

Our take

More a festive variety hour than an episode, this is really a half-hour advertisement for a Christmas album, and the lack of a plot shows. The songs are another matter: the show's knack for pastiche makes the carols, ballads and duets genuinely catchy, and Santa and Jesus singing together is a highlight. For fans of the show's music it is an annual ritual; for anyone else, a curiosity.

What happens

Less a story than a Christmas variety show, this episode is hosted by Mr. Hankey, who introduces a run of festive songs performed by the people of South Park in the manner of an old-fashioned holiday special. Satan sings about Christmas time in Hell with help from Adolf Hitler, who also gives his own rendition of O Tannenbaum. Mr. Garrison lays into the way the rest of the world celebrates Christmas, Cartman sings his own personal version of O Holy Night, and Santa Claus and Jesus team up for a duet medley. Kyle tries to teach everyone about Hanukkah with a dreidel song, and the children sing about the jolliest piece of poo in town. Between the numbers come live-action spoof adverts. Mr. Hankey and his friends round the show off with one more song, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

Can the kids watch it?

Not for children: rated 15 in the UK, with bleeped strong language and very crude songs, so for 15 and over.

Cast and crew

Starring

  • Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Hankey, Mr. Garrison, Satan, Santa
  • Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Jesus
  • Mary Kay Bergman as Sheila Broflovski, Shelly Marsh
  • Isaac Hayes as Chef

Writer

  • Trey Parker

Director

  • Trey Parker