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Essential Christmas · 2014

A Merry Friggin' Christmas

A man who has spent years guarding his son's belief in Santa realises on Christmas Eve that the presents are…

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The CineClaus Christmas score

Festive Factor

Christmas in good measure.

Original painted Christmas scene, from the Cine Claus illustration set

A little magic in the making.

Five ingredients make the Festive Factor.
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Christmas in the storyChristmas drives it, but another occasion could stand in.20/30

What we ask: Take Christmas out. Does the plot survive? Worth up to 30 of the 100 points.

A world dressed for ChristmasVisibly Christmas for about half.10/20

What we ask: How much of the running time is visibly Christmas? Worth up to 20 of the 100 points.

The little seasonal details5 of the 10 kinds of Christmas icon we count turn up on screen.8/15

What we ask: How many kinds of Christmas icon turn up on screen: trees, lights, snow, carols and the rest? Worth up to 15 of the 100 points.

A Christmas heartHow far the ending rests on goodwill, family and belief: substantially.15/20

What we ask: Does the ending depend on what Christmas means: goodwill, family, redemption, belief? Worth up to 20 of the 100 points.

A returning traditionNiche at Christmas (under 25,000).3/15

What we ask: Is it actually watched at Christmas in the UK? Worth up to 15 of the 100 points.

57/100

Cosiness Rating Rating

Mixed in tone. Mild threat. A content ending.

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What do these scores mean?

Festive Factor measures how Christmassy a film is. Five ingredients add up to 100: story (30), setting (20), seasonal details (15), emotional heart (20) and returning tradition (15).

Cosiness is a separate score for warmth of tone, sense of safety, visual comfort, a reassuring ending and how easily you can settle into it.

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The story

About A Merry Friggin' Christmas

A city dad who has spent years keeping his young son's belief in Santa alive drives to his rural family home for a chaotic Christmas Eve. When he realises the boy's present is still at home, he sets off through the night with his difficult father in an old truck to fetch it before sunrise. It is a dark, sweary family comedy about two men who barely speak, a long drive and a lot of bad decisions.

The CineClaus verdict

A man who has spent years guarding his son's belief in Santa realises on Christmas Eve that the presents are still at home, and the only way to fetch them is a night drive with the father he cannot stand. The festive part is a thin frame for a crude, boozy road comedy, and the jokes land less often than the cast deserves.

It does find some bruised warmth at the end, when a boy gets his Christmas morning and two stubborn men finally manage a proper conversation.

The family desk

Can the kids watch?

Not BBFC rated

Our take: not one for children: frequent swearing, heavy drinking and crude jokes, so keep it for the grown-ups once the little ones are asleep.

Content advice & accessibility
Not BBFC rated
The BBFC has no classification for this film, so it has no UK certificate. Our age guidance above is editorial, not an official rating.

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